I must be a bad person...

 ...because yesterday I started writing yet another book.  That's my eighth work-in-progress. The other seven:

1. Fantasy novella, in the rewrite stage.  First part of a trilogy.
2. Historical fantasy novel.  Technically in the rewrite stage, but this particular rewrite involves starting all over again. 
3. Historical fiction novel.  Fragments and research notes.
4. Kafkaesque novel, about four chapters.
5. Poetry collection
6. Steampunk novel, about 55 pages.
7. Short story collection, which I just started.

OpenOffice Writer needs a setting that says:  Unable to create new document.  Add 500 original paragraphs on your document "Story1" in order to proceed.